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How Have We Never Seen This Before?
How Have We Never Seen This Before?

Season 2, Episode 1 · 1 year ago

Love Island: "I Got A Text!"

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In Season 2 Episode 1, Isabel and Lauren discuss the first episode of Love Island USA, Season 2.

Join us as we discuss the lack of nudity, how Black women deserve more, and dating during unprecedented times. 

If you want more from How Have We Never Seen This Before, feel free to subscribe on Apple Podcast and Spotify, and give us a follow on Instagram at @howhaveweneverpodcast!

Also, shout out to Michael Beaumont @monitorcomics for our podcast art!

Thanks for listening!

HIVERYONE andwelcome back to how wenever seen this before this is season to episode one and we watch Love Island.U S version yes, so stay tune to hear US talk about the lack of nudity. U Howblack women deserve more and dating during unprecedented times, let's getinto it. This is a podcast where two bestfriends talk about movies they've, never seen before. I'm Isabel and I'mLauren- and this is how ve we never seen this before this week's winter ofour guests and movie contest is one of Lawren's friends from up at Saracuselease, so congrets Alese, and if you want a shadow at the beginning of oneof our epistodes, make sure to follow us on Insegram at Hell. We neverpodcast hi everyone, hello! Welcome to season too Hav e. We neverseen us before we're back. I can't believe we stuck with this this long, I'm proud ofICAN. I yeah so we're Kinda, shifting not really but sortershifting gears for season too. We are doing TV shows Sorinwatch, trending TV showsfor this season and depending on like how long the episodeis, will maybe change the format of each episode. We're not really sure yet,but for this episode s Love Island us. So this episode was like an hour and ahalf long, so we're keeping it like normal we're just going to talk aboutthe episode and then at the end, wlto Sayli, H, W I guessli.If we'll keep watching it becauseishopefully these shows arecurrent. If they're, not current, we'll just be like Gat will keep going. Youknow MHM, but love island is a huge time commitmentyes. I guess you shouldalso know our background watchingl island, so we did so the last monththat we were abroad in Australia. We, instead of studying for our exams. Wededicated our time to watching love, island, UK and Um. Apparently theAmerican version is just as bad, if not worse, Um, so wedecided we'd, give this a try and Oh my God, it was really difficult to getthoughim but um. We have a lot of ground to cover, so I guess we shouldget right into it. Yeah M so for this season, they're like recording it rightnow, so it's in they're in quarantine and they had the quarantine forprobably like a month before they could even go to the show but they're in LasVegas and they're allthey're in a hotel. They didn't go to Avilla because no one wants US um, but honestly, just from the startof it, I was like this doesn't seem as good I'm using airquote as the UKversionlike. The UK version is so trashy and hilarious that this justdoesn't have that. I don't know about that feeling. Youknow when you watch it you're like wow, I'm like so ready to be immersinless. Idon't know. No. I get that and also M. I was not really expecting the narratorannouncerman Um to have such an annoying voice, but in a bad way andhis jokes were not as good as the UK...

...guy. I know I miss him so much. He washilarious. There is one one joke at a very, very enn that all like say thatwas the only one I found funding Yep and the quarantine humor. Just it justmade me queasy, he said like everone will be wearingswim suits the size of your facemask Likei do not want to be reminded that we are in quarantine here and wehave to wear, face, masks, yeah and also. I was just thinking about thosepeople who, like actually wear their face, masks as like bathing Sut to likenest, O Mandatory orerly Di Almos Disgusting or like have you seen the pictures ofpeople who will wear like bathing, suits ar underwear as a facemask? Yes,goodbye, that's even worse, I'm cassing away, okay, so the this episode starts and this host,I don't know who she is beer dy, at least like with? U K, I I knew ofCaroline Flak. The only reason why you know ofCaroline flack is because you're a one direction stand yeah. Well, at least, Iknew who that Wor, I feel like UK people know her, though 'cause she didx factor yeah, but I have Knong who this ariold person is whoeveris like a fan of her is going tobe really offended if they listen to this is anybody but yeah I like, and then the showstarted after she, l Ke drove up and did her wear little INDRO and I waslike, AH, the Music C M me Onti in Ory, but like even from that. This is liketwo minutes, and I like this, isn't the same. It's like I'm, not I'm not readyto IVESTSINTENCE UM and their Bela looks exactly like the villa of the. UK, Wonn't, look like Yeah Tin. It's all set up the same. The fire pit thing everything with thesame except theyre, l, the cheesy quotes that are um the neon lights. Yekind of annoyed me like still the tea or it was all a dream. It's not UK trashy. It's like us,trashy cringe yeah, like there's a difference between trashy and cringeyeah, a d I feel like. U S: Love Island is more cringy yeah. Definitely it'sjust not like. It doesn't work for. U S: Culture, MBUT BSOLUTELY! I think that it justdoesn't work because the censorship on? U S, television is so annoying. I thinkthat yeah part of it too. Definitely they were also, I feel like they were-ran clothes a lot more than the we're going to get into that, because I havesome thoughts: o okay, let's Getin the show, so the girls pull up and theirdrivers have masks on like thank you and I'm issuming. The hotelmust have been completely empty for them to at least to the intro, becausethere was just no cars known thereas they're, pulling up. They probablyrented out the whole hotel for the staff, the islanders airquotes and thenthe extra islanders that they have ready to jump in whenever yeah yeahthey would have to be there the whole time yeah. So then they like pull up and they're wearingthose awful like Mike packs that, like hang around their necks entire time,they're so ugly, like I don't know,...

...clip on the there's like better ways to do that. But then the first two girls that pull upare Moira and Selli and Moi was a shopping channel model like a quit job. I feel like they', reallyfun n t only and then the girl, I couldn't remember it's beenso long since I watched the show, I couldn't remember how it works, but sothe girls all arrive first, like two by two or one by one and then the guys like pick the girls as theycome in Iton't, make itl make sense, but, like I don't know, who woulddecide to do this right in the middle of a pandemic? What do you mean like all right, I'm going to go on this TVshow, and I mean if they're one hundred percentbeing safe. I would defiitely do it imagineie just like chilling in a villain Las Vegas. I guess I don't know it's just like weird to me. I guess it justseems more exciting than what I'm doing now, who does nothing I'm in school? Another thing that e made me laughabout this is how much they're trying to hype up being in Las Vegas right now,like no like, Oh what a beautiful view and the camera pans to Caesar's Palace,like it long pretty, you could be on a beach in Mexico right now. If thiswasn't a pandemic and you're trying to hype up the view, Yea Jos just admit its trash and t' ine,making the best out of the situation, I don't know, didn't go to likeCalifornia and run a condo on the beach or somethingyou know I feel like or Likelati. Hoi was like really strict, though aboutpeople coming in, so o yeah. You just have to Hofe toquarantine for two weeks, but anyway, so more girls are walking in and thefirst go Katlin Sheokay. She looked exactly like Mora from the side. Every time like, I saw her like a quickglance. I think she was more more more morlike from U K, yeah, oh OK, yeah.They do look similar and then the next one I walks in is McKenzie she's, likebluand, really big boobs, like O Rou. The sad thing is: is that the wholetime she's talking about how she's more than just her looks- and I was like really really really tryingto focus on what she was saying, but all I could see or her wase they wereso big usly. How do they dit anything but okay, so this is. This is the thingthat I thought like twenty minutes? After all, the girls stood up. I waslike I feel, like they're, just trying to replicate all the girls from the UKseason that we watched, because, like by looks by looks catle, looks exactly like Mora. Um mckenzi reminds me of Amy Moira Lucy, I'm forgetting other people,and I don't remember the one girl's name from the British one, but justinereminds me of her. Well, maybe it's just them casting like they're tryingto be dquote, unquote diverse in their casting, so like dething, that's whatthey think is diverse, which is I no at all but like just like, they were exactlythe same. I was weird and then like the way that justine notlike she's treated,but the way it turns out her remind me...

...exactly of that- and I was like this is weird dude: What happens tojustine. It really makes my blood boil. It makes me so upset, because it'sexactly what happened last forthe other season, we watch yeah and don't youthink it's a bit peculiar? How like we keep? We see this as a recurring themefor Black Women on the show. I know e. This isn't this I this isn't it are. You kidding me like why? Wouldn'tyou make sure that the guys on the show are interested in black women yeah? It just makes me sad, but WAI. Ithought that you were going to bring up the fact that, like their bathing, suits cover so much morethan on the UK version. No well like I was thinking about thatlater because I was like is she wearing clothes, but she was like wearing a abathing soup. Thats like that. Had like sleeves like off the shoulder sleeves-and I was like this is weird: Why do they have so many clothes yeah like in the UK version? You can see,like everyone told Butt, but they don't blare it out or anything yeah and the?U S version everyone wears like full coverage. Bikinis I's, like kind of disappointed. I know 'cause you're watching it forthat like. If it's going to be trasy it it has toyou know we want more nodity. I want to see some bugs yeah yeah, so I just like keptcomparing it to the UK version and I was like I need to stop. Also I didn'twrite down when justing came in. I don't know why, but just e there'sanother girl, there's five girls, yeah justine she's. I think that she's, thecoolest one honestly because she's a billing coordinator with a financedegree but she's also a dancer Agogo answer yeah, like that'sso cool like she doesn't. She probably doesn't need to be like she probablydoesn't have to financially be a Gogo Dancer, but she probably doesn'tbecause it's fun. I think Tashe reminds me of Genna Marbles 'cause GeneralAnser, Oh yeah, you're right anyway. So now all the girls are together andAriol. Whatever her name is comes in, and I don't get the point of a host on thisshow because they're there, for maybe twenty minutes, Maxi entire season, but anyway they were talking about liketheir types of guys and then I think it was selly or Catlin. Who was like my type of sang malic. Oh Yeah, me tooEland says that so then they're like it's the P peringSan. Is that what they call it. I guess s coupling up coupling up: that'shering Ceremla, so the girls all stand in the water. Idon't I don't K why they're standing in the water? It's weird, I know I feellike there are ankles they're only in up a up to their ankles and I feel liketheir ankles and their feet are probably so brinkly by the end of it.As so weird Lik just stand on the ground. I don't know so the first boy.His name is jeremia he's from Mississippi and he doesn't have aBritish accent and I'm upset. He does have a strong southern accentyeah and it's not the Tam. No, he walks in and he immediately starts billyrocking and I like please Sop. You were fine up until that very moment. Do NotMilly ROK into the ceremony, leave yeah it's J, it's so cringy and then he'slike yeah, I'm from a small town where...

...everyone has been with everyone thatkind of minds in me apartel ar hers or own schoolthis. This partgives me like so much secondhand isn't embarrassment. Is it like justlike being uncomfortable was like screaming. While I was sitting downlike Oh like for every guy or two of them, one person steps forward. No one wants to step forward. There isone where no one stepped forward there, weren't three yeah like how do you? Oh my G, I feel so badabout myself same welthe worst part. The worst one was JEREMIA, because noone steps forward for Jermia except justine and then pick her. It doesn'ttake her and then, and then at the end of the toppling up m someone takes, andso jeremia pick selly and at the end of the coupling up, someone else takessilly sellslissin, someone, alst, picks Selly, so jeremiaends up with justine, because no one pigked her that's so uncomfortable andmakes me want to die. That's what happened with the other girl. This isexactly what happened to you: Wantda Se, O five yeah butlike. Why does this halike the fact that it happened to two blackgirls makes me upset? I know like and they're. Both Amazing Peope,like uana, was a biologist yeah. She was incredibly smart. She was sobeautiful, yepand everyone just kept passing onher and I thought awful like she deserved someone, so good. Okay. Shedeserved none of those boys because they're all trash yeah, they're trushed,but like she, she should have been pickd and I it Sol bothers me. I knowthe fact that this is such a recurring theme on love. Island means that thereis a huge issue here. Yeah I haven't seen any of the other seasons like Itried to, but I culdn' get into it. 'cause. It just didn't, have e the samefeeling of sitting n her discussing couch and just Finng, all the Um mely couch, but yeah so justing, so for Ojermia,heaten picker, he pig selly and then the next person who comes in is hisname is James, but I forgot his name ecause I stopped andthen I restarted lake later in the day, and I kept writing now in Chris. So ifI say Chris I mean James, he doesn't look like a cris. I don't know likewhere I even got that name, because there's no one named Chrys Omiso. No,maybe I was thinking of Chris from maybe his name wasn't even Chris. Idon't know I don't know, but yet no one set forfor James Either Yeh he he ended up with Morra and theyseemd pretty cute like later Yali they're, both really cringy and awkward.But I I think at work. It reminds me of Curtis and amy, Oh yeah, but then also it reminds me ofLucy and whatever his name is because they were like so suck on each otherfrom the Joe was it jo. I have no idea whos, he is Lucy's the one who I tried to get withwith the guy that Moi Ma is with Oh yeah yeah, that's what it reminded meof, but yeah anyway, and then so noa hats fot for JamesHands of Mara. So every time tha like what's her name, Ariel Oh yeah, shesays the same thing. Every time she's...

...lie, I'm GON TA make this really easyfor you. Excuse me Ke. No one asked you B t shedoes ask Um everyone who, like doesn't stuff forward, why they didn't stepforward, which is just really demeaning to do in front of the person who yojust rejected. So she asks Moyra why she didn't step forward and she goesI'm just looking for an int. She Gosi'm just looking for an instant connectionwith someone. How are you going to make an instant connection with someonebylike spotting them like twenty feet away? That's how o know that works y?That was a o one and it's an instant connection. That's what they all said,though they were like yeah, I'm like looking for that as soon as they walkin like I'm, like that's the person, but like you sorry, your instant connection is justbased off of books yeah, but that's what this whole show's based off, ifany yeah, although one thing I I brought up later in my notes but like Ifeel like they all look more natural lik, not even like they like fillers or whatever, like. Idon't care about that, but I feel like there's no filter on them at all timeslike so they have perfect skin. They use filters on the other shows Idon't know, but like they just seem too perfect, all the time yeah, but, like Ithin, you could see sellys like when she takes her magup off. They show herlike acne scars and they sing with them McKenzie yeah. It makesme happy to know that these are like real people who also like don't havethe best skin or like ar justnormal. That's the one thingthat I think I' prefer about this one, but that's about it um, but yes, so the next guy is trayand in his little intro thing he's like yetI'm a player like who wants to admit that yeah well he's like also talkingabout how much of a player he is sexyand. I know it is planningd by EllaAfao and it just really throws off the vie because I don't think thats long,really, Um emulates player, vives he's also laying in a car with like fank bubbles like making looklikehe oLev me closhe on. Oh, I thought they were. It was like aballpit but yeah like they kindof like bubbled, clear blue, but like it wasjust like covering his bathing suit shore, s or whatever. I was like this. This isn't it and then bu also compares himself to adog on a leash. Like I s that how you're going to talk about yourapproach to Um getting a girlfriend? It's very! I don't belve you when you say thatyou're done being a player, yeah anhe's, definitely not, but no one sept forratened her. I wanted to die. I was like what are you doing and thensomeone says he has dangerous eyes. Yeah. I think that's Katlin. I was likewhat are you talking about? How can eyes be dangerous, but so trasthe one who took selly from Jermia, so that means JEREMIA has weigt on theside until everyone else is done, and then he gets whoever's loved yeah, Oh and M right before I cut sickmertial,you can hear someone screaming. No, please Sawkward, Gai Herthait Someo, the Stratof screaming no plee wile. He was just standing there putting himself outthere, that's awful! So the next guy his name is conner,apparently he's twenty three or something he doesn't lnone of these y.all the guys are like young, twenty two and twenty three. They will tlikethey're in their mid thirties yeah,...

...it's a facial hair. I think it's likeyou, I'm sorry, but like you're you're, twenty two, you don't look as old asany of those people youknow. I Li like an infant there's, something about connor thatjust screams like solidude, I wrote, he just seems annoying. Oh, heseems annoying, but he's just like soidude l, Ke, there's nothing, perhapsthey're going on up there, McKenzie Sept port for him right, yeah yeah. So this is one of the othersthat like actually Gan some money, but it's really annoying because there's nodrama like in the UK one thin two people will step at the same time threepeople illsp at the same time or like a girl, who's already whith, someone willstep up MHM and there's not of that. I think that, okay, from what I'vewatched of this show so far and kind of what I've experience like with likedifferent, like with American girls, verses like girls fromother countrieis Um American girls at the very start of getting to know them,they PLAC supernihes, and they will likeewill pretend to beso nice to you and pretend to be your best friend and like the first day youmeet them will be like. Oh, my God, I love you, let's hug and then Um likethe second, like you really get to know them, like you, sometimes see not so nice side,but you kate, you K, girls. I feel like, or Australian girls like a straynopstraight up, they'll, be like I don't I don't like you at all like stoppretending to be my friend yeah. I feel like, though Catlin I think, she's real link s she'solder than the rest of them, she's twenty seven and I think just Wak from the way she acts. I don'tknow I think Sse I think she's my favorite and she's, just like a veryreal person, yeah. No, I thought so too, but I just think like. Of course, wethink all these girls seem really nice at first yeahlittl like I'll fall apartlater yeah, but Um after McKenzie steps forward for Connor. All the girls arelike knitpicking. Why they didn't pick him like O. I don't like your facialhair. Oh I just don't like Wat Youlok like like that's awful, especially forher Lik. She was like I I like you, I'm going to step forward yeah. Then I alsowrote down. I hate his flipflops, then so the next persons Carrington and the only person I knowWHOs name is Carrington. Is S A girl name in my mind, like Likeca? I don't know what her last Ameis she som like influencen or whatever, but um he seems so full of himself. I hatedhim he walks in and the first thing he says to a group of beautiful women andhis future Brose is whereare. The girls at like I hate him he's just like awful and he says he'sfrom Utah like someone from Utah should not be that arrogant from utal be quiet yeah. I don't like him at all, but she getspaired up with Mkiytlind and I'm like no thank you not for her lum, not foranyone, and so that's like it seems like it's. The end of the coupling upand so jer Micos was just seen and then she's like, but there's an extra boy.So this gy name Johnny comes in and,...

...like I don't know, he seems Kindo Nice,but I feel like he's going to be awful like Um Michael from, but he seemed good at first and then I this is wher. I started calling JamesChris. I wrote you Chris Ti that Peck thinglike you know, like the rock does that Oheayeah I was like where you fleal Ak yeah. Also what what bothers me about Johnni,okay, I see right through it when a guy sounds like he has sisters and he likesto treat women like he treated sisters. That's what he's saying to get you tosleep. W hehe does not care about you and he's just going to say that, likethat's his line to pul women yeah, I don't I don't. I don't trust him eitherUm so anotherly getting to know each otherand whatever but th. Then the girls are talking about their their guys thatthey've just been paired up with and they don't remember their names like you could tell Lton t oother she'slike so how how's your guy and they're like. Oh, he he seems nice like theydon't remember their name. I really like how they're calling themsweet like you've known him for ten seconds. You don't even know his name.How do you know that he is weet he's, probably an awfulvers, and also all their cups are labelled,so they don't get curl like in in the Lik. They get thesewater bottles and they in the UK when they did that too, but they didn't havelike their names on every cup. theathes like, Oh, my God, that's funny. So then Everon goes back outside. I don'tknow why they went inside to begin with, Yeah Don', maybe because it's summer inVegas, so it is a thousand degrees out they're sweating like crazy. It's Croms,I kno, I feel so bad for them. I don't understand how any of them are wearingmake up like mine. Would just like melt off like I'd, wipe my forehead andwould just be orange. I don't know why they're not like in the pool oranything too like just COF yeah, so it cuts two corner and McKenzietalking and they're both like well she's, like yeah, I like sports andhe's like wow you're, my dream, girl and she's. Like I haven't, been in arelationship in eight months and then he says me, neither it's fate. Yooh!You like sports, and you were in a relationship eight months ago. You guysare met for each other, the everyone's saying like Oh yeah. Wehave so much in common okay, ok, silly talking about how she was a headcheerleader. She definitely would ave bullyed us if we went to high schoolwith her. We didn't have two you'RS in highschool yeah, Thal Wam our high school, but and just Ingermia they're,definitely they're talking about everyone else, but themselves yeah. Itwas like that's what I was really like. OHTHISIS GOINTA TURN INTO LIK ON DA situation. MHM JEREMIA has literally no chat, nochat, not once not once in this entireepisode. Did they say you want to have a chat. I know I was so upset. Can Ipull you in for a chat, the worst, I'm so sorry to anyone whois offended by that Y, but, like I think, Mirind Chris, I thought critWeren James Ar cute, though yeah...

...they're, talking about like just likehow awkward and like weird they are Ticu. I know they. I honestly I'mrooting for them at the moment. I I think they're going to be good for awhile, but I also think someone's going to come in for Katlin. It's going to beperfect and her heat's Gointa turn yeah at this point. It's nighttime andthey're they're partying, which is just changing into different clothes anddoing the same thing theywere doing before, and evers dancing and working tofaermalan sugar high. Please don't use Harry's music in this show because he'stoo pure for you, it was weird, did I say: Watermelon Sugar, High Yeah,O my g, please it' say my fan: ISO Fik Watermilli Sugar. Oh my God! I'm nevergoing to live this town, O! No! No SOGONNA CRY! Okay! Sorry about that! But yes, okay!So so johnnyis like talking to another girl, it's either Calin or celly. IDemeri Tom Elly. Okay! I just was upset by what he said he was like talkingabout where he's from and he was like, yeah I'm from Virginia it's it's likethe first state. I wrote Johnny or an idiot. He is dumb.Well, not is't, not the First Thang isn't: Delaware, the first tate,yeahismaking sure, yeah and also Saly or Kalen, or whoever he was talking tothinks that people from Virginia aren't real, but you've never met someone fromVirginia, but you live under a rock. The onlypeople who aren't real are the people who live in Central Jersey- oh my God that was a joke to anyone.Listening, you're, real om, so a girl walks by I forget who itis and hands her her water bottle Oye and she goes to drink out of it and itstarts leaking and idefinitely sabotage. But then she like smoothly recovers bysaying, Oh no by saying m you're, making me wet already Youdo Ow Thatnotyeah and like Johnnys likeask the girl who works bys like so wereis mind. He says that too, and oneof the boys walk up with the water, his water bottle, and I was just like. Ireally hope there is a real good romance. I know on this season likethat. That's what made it like, Tommy and Curtis, and like just all of them it was s likethey were as good as like all the relationships yeah. I think I love Ilove watching it for, like I love watching, I don't want to say Ilove watching Love Island wit that I enjoy watching love islandto see like friendships grow and continue. After the show you could tellat the early genuine friendships that they build so after they're liketalking they'rethey're, playing suck and blow. These are like full and adults, and Idon't know. Okay, those people playing socking blow are probably the onlypeople in the world right now playing suck and blow during a Pan, demmacthink about how interesting that is. Yeah they're also really bad at it, and no James Gets Mat like sicris m. They he has to like more more, has to kiss someone elsethan he gets really jealous. Yeah Olike, Jon, Tral Ip, please Lese, give mesomething here and every time they drop the car. There's like a thing on theback so like someone else has to like a...

...da it's kind of like. I fee Ik, it'slike Trut Tor Dere, more than I don't know, but anyway, after that, Katlin isgoing to talk to other guys and you can see like Carrington, freaking out Iwas,like stress, and I think he she's like talking totray at this point and he's like. Oh No is IT CARRINGTON? Well,okay, do ou have something to say about her. First Conversation Youngan, okay,so Johnny Pulls Catlen aside and they start chatting and she's talking abouthow her eyes change colors. Oh my God. I can help but cringe because sometimesI say that my eyes change Ungreen to gray to blue, and I can't believe howawful that sounds. Hearing someone else say it and therefore will be passingaway and never TNG gain D. I was thinking Tho like tm mind. Do that too we're just so narsisistic, I'm notunique yeah. I was Oh, let me mean hate myself, but then Carrington, steps in and hepulls Catlan aside and admits that he is jealous and that he actually wantsto get to know her and they kiss. Is it nasty kids wellike the whole timehe's talking about her he's not like talking to her he's looking straightahead and wilt, not look her in the eye he's just like wiping sweat away fromhis face being avinher time ye I feel ad for t people they should have packeda better location. I know like really Los Vegas a desert ier. I like as much as I hated Carrington atthe beginning. I I really hope that he was just putting on a show to get ourattention and that he actually is maybe a nice person once we get to know him alittle bit but but I feel like he only kissed Katlon, because Johnny waslooking yeah Y. I think he thinks of the show is a competition right nowbecause he, he literally said the other guys, are his competition, but he yeah, there's so much tongue inthe kiss. It's just it's just not right. I I felt so wrong, watching it yeah andthen like. I feel like for th, at least this ten. Fifty minutes, like section it's they're, just followingcatland around as she like talks to each boy- and I was like- is this: theCatlin show like what no it's just interesting, how all the guys are intoher. I think it's because she's older, like she's twenty seven and all theother girls, are twenty two wo thousand and three twenty four and the guys areall really young too, like none of the guys are older. Oh, I wasn't evenpaying attention to ages. Honestly, that makes sense. I guess M. I alsothought it was because, like guys have that, like hunter instinct,where they they love like a chase, I'm Lkoo, I'm overgeneralizing right now,like ie, realize I' all admittit, but um like guys like to have competitionand a chase. I feel like she's not like making them chase her, though she'sshe's, really just talking to all them, except the guys keep going in trying tomake out with her yeah like trae. Does it too El? I mean like she's, not doingit intentionally, she's just doing she's just getting to know people Li, Idon't mean her. I mean the guys yeah, I know, but what I'm doing that the guysare seeing like a guy. The Gone Guy will see two guys going after Calin andme like. Oh there's something about her like y Lok. I I get to go after her,...

...that's kind of what I'm talking aboutlike it's, not her like intentionally doing anything she's, just she's justliving life, that is game, Om these men but yeah so like she's, talking o trainan traimings out with there too, and it's also kind of gross. Oh one thing Idid not miss, though kissing noises, it's so disgusting,because the likes are so close like. Can they turn it down? For that I don'tknow it's just Oy friends, at's, so gross, and thenokay, so tray is talking. Tran is also talking to Kaitlan before he like goesin for the kiss and he's like. Oh when were you born, and she says June seven,he one night. I know I remember that, and he was Oh, so you're a Gemini.There is no way that he, he didn't overhear her talking about that andjust decided to bring it up to like He. There was no way. He also knew thatSagitarius is and gemanizer a great match like that e yeah. But that's what he says right beforethey kiss too, like he's talking aout how like good of a pair, sagitaries andgemanizs r. that's, why are sagitarious moons and Aur Geminnleol sons make usGompare. I Eno want us to know our birth orbirth chart, but yeah. So after we finished the Kiitland show, McKenzieand conner are talking and her voice is so annoying. I didn't have a problemwith her voice. I had a problem with conner's voice like it was he he just keeps talking about how likehe's not good enough for her, like he doesn't think he's attractive. He he'slike yeah. That was weird. The way he was talking was annoynd fenhis voice. Annoying O. I found both annoying the most unattractive thing and a manis when he like brings himself down like have some confidence yeah likeSolf deprecating, humors, okay, but, like all, I don't know like you'regetting to know her. Why would you be like? I don't know, yeah and she's alsotalking about how like she's waiting for the right moment to share a kisswith him and he's like yeah me too and she's basically saying like you idiot: Do it because he doesn't have anyconfidence? No, he the guy, like, I feel like the guyson here, are all putting up Afront, whereas the Gud, an the? U K, one arall, really that narsicistic and we'll just do it. Yetall of these guys seemkind of like insecurity down like Karington and Connor, especially andit's just lade like we can see right through it. L E within this firstepisode. Oh bt, then after this I felt so bad'cause. Now Justine is crying about how no one's GOINGTO like want to be withher and IAS. Like this e on theyol over again and said, like tit's the first night, she issimply too much of a queen for these simple boys. I know like excuse me.Ma'am, you indeed drop your crown pick it up. Ayou are a Queen Justine, like I love her. She desers better nd it'SSO. It's solike edthis was something that kind of bothered me the way. McKenzie like it'sNice, I'm mackensie's talking to her and its like, I'm Gong to be here foryou, but Mckenzie says that she intimidates like that. Jutineintimidates the boys and that's why...

...none of them are approaching her. Whatis that supposed to mean? Does that? Does that not strike you as somethingthat has a double meaning, perhaps yeah? I. I could definitely see that I I'dlike to like give her the benefit of a doubtand be like you're supersmart you're super pretty like near the wholepackage, but I yeah MHM, yeah, ithat kind of that wording was a bit offthere like she probably didn't mean any harm by it, but Um. She should think alittle bit more wisely about what she says. Yeah. Definitely I don't knowwhat I was saying here. I, like I didn't put any like a lot of details onmy notes: 'cause they're, just sitting in a room all day, so I'm a little condused. I haven'tJussn't much note, if not more than a movie that we review like my next thing is Johnny, so lonely,Oh they're, going to bed it. I got ISO in Love Island as soon asyour cop en up you, like you, sleep in the same bed together, so they're alljust getting cothy in bed but Johnny's, allalone yeah. He looks really sad yeah. He does look sad, but I kindoflike Haw, some of them put up a barrier of pillows like Er. First ligh slippingwith each other. I think that's KINDOF cute, but eyre like the ones that arereally sharing their first intimate moments as a couple um just likewatching that, like watching them like lame bed like talking to each otherkind, o makes me feel uneasy. Do you remember when they they molly and Tommy? Oh R, just going at itand they have it on t V, yeah like Falon? Having sex on T V that wasthat was uncomfortable, I don't think they would ever show thatin the American version, but definitelylike I've watched like one or two episodes of Jordy shore and no Himoalso see them like straight op having sex on T v. You made me watch like an episode ofjo.That was something else sowayu Ati Hav. We should talk about that too joy sureisn't trending desure, so old. I know an it's so funny. Scoriti, mygos, sorry SAR sorry, okay, we're gettingoff track here, so it's like commercial in them. It'sthe next morning, yeah and Catlins, like I don't or if she's, just liketalking to a guy or it's her um like solo thing and she's like she just like.I want to get to know these guys and she also wants to tell selly that tray kissed her. It was like I I'm not trying to hide itfrom her. I do like I know, we've all just meat. I just want her to know thatthis happened like that made me think that Katwin is. I don't k Mae like agirls girl, but also just like she's, not like trying to be sneak. I I feltlike that was good she's, not a snake, asnick yeah, and then we see Chris and woier talkingand he keeps a crypty. No James and more were talking th, I'm sorry. I don'tget so much you've con mess so much...

...so Um M. Okay, so Kalyn goes in to tell Sallyabout her makeout Sush with tray and she's. Like he's Kinda like a bigbrother to me, so I don't know why we did that. I'm like okay, Galin, that'sKinda, weird, he aso four years younger than you yeah Um. So I'm not quite sureabout that, and she also explains that she does not like Carrington and shefriend oned him, which is sad news for Carrington, but maybe he should havenot used full tonue when they were kissing yeah. That was like realreal nasty and then she tells sellyand Selly doesn't really care. She's, like Oh, that's, fine eas, not really like I'm not committedto him Um and then Johnny is sitting by the pool and explains that his top toAr selly and Catlin and then Johnny also goes to talk to Caitlyn.Carrington throws a ball at him and it hits some boat. I thought was probablyintentional: Okay and now whereat James ammoyro,okay, okay, Chris just keeps saying well and then Iwas like his name is definitely not Chris and I efuse, I don't know hisname Soi Lak. I pulled that name out of ahat. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but he justkept saying: Wow Wow, don't know, I don't know why he said itlike over and over again, probably eight times within the Spain of thirtyseconds. Maybe he is JS doing his ownd walth and impression he's Reaise,trying to wo Moira wow right yeah were hi Ye Kno, but I fon like itthe're they're j, like strange people and then there's a lot of loud kissingnoises and then Um, tray and sellier having a chat and j. She explains that she doesn't know whoshe likes more, but this is also when I was like. Why didn't t e have so manyclothes on 'cause Thatershe's wearing this, likekind of tea shirty like crop top bathing suit, its like wwhere's, the the barely there where's the nudity vethe objectification of these people, and I feel like all the girls like notall of them, but everyone like likes Johnny and it's Kinda like not likeOhlat he's mine, but there's like a little bit of a who getsJohnny. You know MHM and they get and I've got a text like he gets. Well,that's not yet, but like he gets Thi Steel of girl tonight Donny does M and I was confused tobecause I thought the girls got to pick first, like I forgot how the showworked for a minute- and I was like, oh since the boys got to pick the girls atthe first coupling thing now the girl's going to pick the guy they want to bewith, but it turns out. Johnny gets to pick agirl. I was all confused yeah. I think it's just because he'sthe newcomer so he's not going to be left single, like with like really achance of like getting to know people like with one day of getting to knowpeople that's enough time for the girls to pick someone else yeahwe before before th, that I got atext yeah. This is a little bit yeah.

The one thing funny that the narratorsaid: Islin mckendi, Shen Talk to conner andthey're all dressed up, because now it's like the ceremony thing and is like yeah they're, going to sit downand have a chat, not thahe N Bay, says that part, but he's like as soon asmckenzi finds out how stools work yeah it. It has like a back and like arms on the stool,which is like different firstol. I guess and she lik goes Ta sit down, butthik the back sit at the back part and she's liketrying to move it around yeah. That was the only funny thing, then Yahokay. Sonow it's time for Johnny to make the big decision so right right. As he'slike, I'm Wante to Wby, my speaking in a British accent, he's like that IM in country. I want tochoose this girl because she's fit funne has good chatd rigt. As he's about to say the name. Iget my fiftieth Colon Guard Commercial Marcel. I got. I got that one once I Ididn't get that one awot. I Con Igor Pinisiel Andre Time and I wanted toscream. Like C. I don't want you to examine my stool. We there's so many commercials in LoveIsland. It's insane. I know we were probably watching that with commercialsfor two hours, MHM insane yeah and they always make it so dramatic when Yo,like goes tond, say their name. Oh it justs me out, and I honestly Ithought it was going to be kin. I was wrong ne Sey yeah, so Johnny choses,Selly Caplin Looks Hiss and then Um Carrington and jeremia get Texatthey're going on dates, hot hub dates and you see Zaramia like fall to theground, he's so excited right in front of Justine. I know I was like of courseand like right before this. I totally skipped over it, but Jeremi and justsee were talking. They were like I D n't. She was like. I should like begiving you a shot like I felt, like more friendship ish when I we firstlike repared together, but, like I don't know, wha like why not give you ashot like we should like see where this goes. I have fe great fimes with you orwhatever, and then, of course, Jeremi is the one who gets on WHO's going on adate with a new girl, Yeh Yep, I flease Ao. You did not have to do that tojustine you could have given Um who tray you could have given tray that Det,but no, I know like you specifically did that tojustenan amaxnamset yeah the producers need to care more about black women on theshow and have more than just one well. Oneof the new girls is one of the new womens is black, but we don't reallysee. I guess the the new episode was last night actually, but so I don'tknow what happened but yeah, and I just think that, like thelike in the? U Kone, they call like the girls from the very start that kind of like make italmost the whole way to the end, like the O gs and like there's J, thereshould be more than one black girl, O g, my oon agre. They did have Salis Latina, which is cool yeah, but TOTA OT of representation.

Whai think would make this show liketen times better, as if everyone on the show was just like cansexual, that wasjust a free fell. I was Taalik. They should do something like that. I feellike thatould be cool. That would be, they never know everybody can just likepar with anybody and it's just that would be chaotic, but really good yeah.I that would be my ideal show like I would eat that of Oh, but that's the end of the episode Ilike that's when they get those texts that they're going on date to new girls.That's t learn end, Oh yeah, that that's basically it yeah disappointing to sably. I knowIlike, I loved investing my time in the UK, onelea as much as I shouldn't admit that, like it was so good, it was so funny, and I don't know how they're going todo it like they're stuck in the entire timeewhich,is good like yeah, like you shouldn't be going anywhere but like like. Howare you going to go on dates like that's like one of the things wherepeople really get to know each other? They get to go. Do something exactly anlike. I don't know. I don't know how it's going to work yeah B, t even ifthis was just set in California, and they rented like a huge like two hugevillas on the beach like one for like a staff and then the other one for, likethe actually cas the Caso, warm, Oh yeah. Well, we don't costom. More canbe just left out for the season but M and then like have have like aprofessional boat driver stay with them too, and just like that way, they canlike go on like boat dates and like beach dates stuff like that. Like Idon't know why they picked Vegas yeah, it's such a weird place to pick likeit's not like you can go to the casinos or whatever, like I an you can butthey're not going to yeah. I just think that like if they hadchosen like the beach or something like a beach town anywhere in the US in thesummer like they would ve had more to work with an it would have been just assafe yeah. I want to be committed to this show, but I can't be because they don't treata scenrat and it's not trashy enough and I'll just rewash, the UK one. I know I also don't want to pay for CB s allaccents. Sorry, Yep, that's the other thing. It was so hard to get into thesight. I I don't know it's weird yeah yeah! I I don't know, Ithink I'll, probably watch it some more by no but okay. My the last question.Well, we can talk more if you want, but another question Watan I have for youupon watching this show Um iscan. I pull you in Forcha horse. Lo, all right! Babes, I'm sorry about our bad British accentswe're not head this tone Turne, my head. You think you are Hun, you being childish. Childis a child is childish childish. I can't say I'm so bad of Britishaccents, there's just so many but um honestly, they're newt! Is there a new? U K ONEOL! That's that I'll, like Yo, basing at no that's why we havto watch the USone, because...

...it never got renewed for this seasonbecause of corona ours. Maybe twe'll start up now, 'cause they're open as acountry, but they go to Spain. So I don'tknowwell anyway back to LoteIsland. I will probably watch a few more episodes and if I do watch, if youan episodes, maybe I'll get to invest Ed and have to watch the rest I don't want to. But it's literally the only live T v.We could watch right now. Yea besideslike Sports Porte're,discussing my face for now yeah. So who knows what show's going tobe on next week that we should watch? If you have any shows that you thinkare absolutely amazing that we need to watch beside the Abatar one becauselearn he wash, then I'm in the middle of it Leso, because we just love some some goool, hopefully trashy reality. T Vshows please yeah but yeah. I think that's it for this week.I'm excited to be back the same. I feel so good to be back and Shatin my ew. Imiss having a chat with you. Yeah me too, wellhe too, that's what he sounded likehe sounded so unenthusiastic to talk to me have to talk to this itch: okay, well, kidding loking tht, my heart's broken Oum. I was being sarcastic just in case anyone was couldn't read. My sarcasm.This show is over we're, never talking to each other again um I' OA, always onthe social media, absely Di', last episode of how wenever seen this before, because isbills Matt at me for the hundredth time'cause I insult Ed Iher and you didn't you lost your Dongle lost, my Dongle Hathelame, the recording of we emisode ine. I mean to love my do ate. That word. Okay, well, if you would like to see more contentfrom how ve I never seen this before Um, you can follo us on instogram a how avewe never podcast or likeis on face book, even though we don't really pust ourface Bot, because no one likes us we're we're also in the process of gettingour episodes upon you tube. So you can listen to them on there as well, andonce our platform releases their video um like video podcasting, we're going tohave, you can like see us doing it. Wie like not Li ut, you eed o full tinges, Oh God, Um Yeah. It should be exciting.Hopefully, they'r release tat soon for you, people demanding from microcontent.I hope you listen this far, I'm calling you out anywaywell cul tatio next week, Um bike. This has been a lovely chop. Congratulations you've made it to theend of our podcast. We hope we enjoyed listening howhave. We never seen thisbefore is produced by Isbael Oron. The music is by Scott homes. The podcastart is by Michael Beaumont over at monitor comics, and our social media isRon by Lawrencola. Thanks for listening.

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