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How Have We Never Seen This Before?
How Have We Never Seen This Before?

Season 1, Episode 11 · 1 year ago

The Kissing Booth 2 Part 1: "I'm Going to Treat You Like My Own Personal Jungle Gym"

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In Episode 11, Isabel and Lauren discuss the 2020 Rom-Com, The Kissing Booth 2, directed by Vince Marcello.

Join us as we talk about how awkward this must’ve been for Jacob Elordi, how this is not how college works at all, and how predictable this movie actually is.

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Hi Everyone, and welcome back tothis week's episode of how we never seen this before. This week we watchthe kissing booth. To stay tuned to hear US talk about how awkward thismovie must have been for Jacob Oh Lordy, how this is not how college worksat all, and how predictable this movie actually is. This is apodcast where two best friends talk about movies they've never seen before. I'm Isabelleand I'm Lauren, and this is how have we never seen this before?This week's winner of our guests the movie contest is one of Lauren's friends fromup at Syracuse, Elise. So congrats elise, for being the first personto guess which movie we are watching this week. And if you want toshoutout at the beginning of one of our episodes, make sure to follow uson Instagram at how we never podcast. Hello, everybody, and welcome backto you. How we never seen this before. This is episode eleven theKissing Booth too. When we saw that this movie came out on Netflix,we were disappointed. However, we knew what had to be done, thatwe needed to record this episode. Also, we're like on top of the trendright now, so more listeners. Maybe we'll have one listener. Ilike, I felt very I related to it for that one part. Wait, you're probably thinking a different part. Maybe. I don't know. I'verelated to it a lot too. Okay, many parts. All right. Well, it's a long movie, so we're going to get into it.Yeah, so I remember nothing about the first one really. So I waslike, what's her name? What happened? I don't know what's going on.I've watched the first one like, unfortunately, more times than I'd liketo admit, so I knew exactly what was happening. I love to hateit. I love to hate it. I love to hate that one,but this one I have to hate it. This one just made me angry andannoyed. Yeah, but we'll get into it. So it like startsand she's riding down the road on this giant motorcycle. Wait, also,before we get into it. Okay, we're going to be talking a lotabout what the actors, Joey King and Jacob the Lordy, are doing throughoutthis, and keep in mind that their ex boyfriend and girlfriend at this pointin time. So everything that they're doing they're doing with their ex in reallife. Just letting you know that. I was like, how do youlike do this with your ex? I don't know it, but you cantell that Jacob a Lordi looks so miserable throughout every scene. Yeah, Ifeel bad for him. It was just weird. So, yeah, she'son this motorcycle and then she's narrating how she spent the entire summer at theFlynn Beach House, which I was like, who's Flynn? But Flynn is thelast name of Noah and Lee. To know what's her boyfriend, andLee is her best friend. and Noah left for college. He goes toHarvard. I remember being like how, how could he have possibly gotten intoHarvard? But she's like saying all the things she did over the summer.And you know how he got into Harvard. Let's be real, his his parentsfought their way. Yet heard parents definitely bought his way in, butI forget like the justification the movie gave, like sports or something. No,not sports. He's allegedly super smart. But the one thing that I lovedabout this movie was that her and her best friend started a podcast.And they don't have any listeners. Don't...

...they have more than us. Also, apparently Lee got hot over the summer. He looks exactly the same. Helooks exactly the same. And they were also like talking about they haverules, which is like a thing in the first movie, like best friendrules, and I think it's nineteen, which is go to the same schoolas your best friend, which we didn't do. Ever. Do that.Go to the school like you want to go to. Yeah, you'll justend up resenting your best friend if they like force you to go to thesame schools them. So then it's like kind of confusing. I wasn't sureif they had broken up or they were just like being weird. Yet sothey're they're still together. But now it cuts to a different scene and what'sher name, oh l L, and Noah are still together, and youcould tell because they're sending nudes to each other. But she says that shewants to give him space while he's at college. So they're together, butnot really. They're exclusive still, but they're not. She doesn't want toseem like a clean girlfriend, so she texts him weird one word answers andthat kind of stuff. Yeah, I was just like weird, and thenshe's like, but I also spent time by myself over the summer and she'ssitting in front of the Hollywood sign and you can't do that. Well,that's where they had their moment in the last movie. I thought their momentwas that the Gazebo. It's in a few places, but they had sexnear the Hollywood sign. They Oh, right, you can't do that either. Well, I don't so, under rix, that's the one thing youhave a problem with. Not like it bothered me because you just can't getthere. It's so hard to get there. Okay, well, maybe helicopter dropthem all on the side of the mountain. Well, that bother me. That was like one of the first things. Yes, so now they'restarting senior year. El was getting ready for school. Her skirt seems justas short as the last one. I literally also, her skirt seems justas short as it did in the last movie, but now it's not aproblem. It's literally the same length, except it's not as tight. SoI I don't know. I don't know. Sex Sells, ladies and gents,that's show Biz. The thing is is that they even call back tothat moment in the next scene because Lee comes and picks her up and hesays he got her a quote unquote, gift and the gift is like achildren's skirt. So just wondering. But anyway, so then after Lee picksher up, they go to pick up Rachel, who's Lee's girlfriend, whoI totally forgot about and like her? Yeah, I don't. I don'tlike any of them. They're also unlikable, awful people. And when they getto Rachel's house, Lee's car, you have to there's only one doorsafe to like climb in the back and l gets out of the car andshe lets Rachel in, but she makes Rachel sit in the back just becausel was always sat in the front and this is the first time they're likepicking her up, I guess, and I was like, I feel likethis will be a problem. See, looks grumpy. HMM, it isa problem. Yep. Also, I is Rachel played by the same person, because I feel like she looks so different. Maybe maybe she doesn't,I don't know. I think it's the same person. Maybe she's just soforgettable. Yeah, I totally forgot about...

...her. So then they get toschool and they hop out of the car and La notices that people are whisperingabout her and she finds out that people are saying that she and Noah hadbroken up over the summer because they're doing long distance and so they're essentially brokenup. It's just like not true, but I think it's more like shewas. I don't know if she says this later, but she's like wedon't, don't post on social media or we're. Yeah, we're like lowkey on social media. I don't know. Yeah, okay, what, likewho cares? Yeah, why do people care so much about them?Like, I didn't even think L was popular or anything in the first one. They go to a really small prep school, so I assume that noone's really like popular. Yeah, and yeah. So I think she's sittingin class or home room or something, and Lee and l find out thatthey have to make a presentation for the kissing booth to get it approved,and they like completely forgot about it. And then while that's happening, Noahtacks her. What's up? Now we're at lunch and now the OMG girlsare back and they're talking about a boy named Marco like they're talking about hernoah, and then they're like, oh, you like broke up. Must beso sad and but then she's like no, we didn't. But thenthey're talking about this new boy named Marco, and I was like, Oh,I guess she'll be getting with him, because that's how this movie's gonna go. I can predict it. So she's also ignoring Noah. He textsher again and she just doesn't respond. And she's in class. It waslike a class or study hall or something. Yeah, something like that, anda teacher comes in, I guess, or a secretary comes in and saysthat L is needed in the front office or in the principal's office somewhere, and so she goes to the office and says that they're they say thatthere's a phone call for her and she answers it. It's supposed to befrom her dad, but it's actually Noah, who called the school to talk toher. What that doesn't she doesn't respond to you for two hours andyou call this school like and he knows she's in class, like that istoxic. Who Does that? No one does. That's your psycho. Sohe basically confronts her and he's like why are you ignoring me and sending melike one word answers and she's like, Oh, I'm trying to give youspace and he's like no, don't give me any space. He's like Ijust want you. Yeah, yeah, so he's being super clean, butyou could tell in this scene that he just does not want to be there. He like hate this movie. I I don't know how they're it's setup at the end for a third movie, but I don't know how they're gonnado that. Moving on, then it's the presentations for the club fundraisers. So since they'd forgotten do the presentation 'l just has these note cards andshe's she reads maybe two sentences off of them and they are voting yes becauseit was such a big success last year. And it's like a panel of students, I guess, and they ask them who they have as a headliner, but they say like it's so weird, and they say that the list isa secret. But whoever these people are thinking of, they're definitely onthe list, but they don't actually have anyone on the list, and sothey're they're kissing. Booth is approved again and then she's it's that night,I guess, at home and she's facetiming with Noah. So Noah is basicallyimplying that he's homesick and sad, and...

...he's asking l about the schools thatshe's applied to and l says that she only applied to one school. Yousee, Berkeley. I did that and go on school. Well, Iknow, I applied to to schools, but one was Ed, so itdidn't really matter. So basically, where did we owe? Noah wants herto explore Boston and apply to some Boston schools, even if it's not Harvard, which he thinks that she has a chance of getting into, which,how she does. He shouldn't have gotten into Harvard, like no one shouldbe getting into Harvard in this movie. But Oly Text Her, I believe, and says hey, what's up, but I don't understand. I thinkit's Lee. Why does every in text hey what's up? I feel likethat's not how you start conversations these days. I would never just text me andbe like Hey, what's up? I'd be like, Oh my God, that's happened, I need to tell you. Yeah, I never textanyone hey what's up, like there's no need to lead into the conversation.Just start where you need to start and keep going. You know, yeah, start with the start with the hook, honestly, but basically she's like thinkingabout rule number nineteen while this is happening, which is the go tocollege or your best friend, and somehow she decides that it's a great ideato not tell him because it could just be him getting upset over nothing,and whenever that happens you should tell them right away because they will be gettingupset regardless of if you get in or not. Like yeah, so dumb. Also, how are you going to put all your eggs into one basket? Like you should be applying to several different schools, and if he doesn'tunderstand that, then maybe he shouldn't be going to college because he's an idiot. Like I, like I basically knew where I was going, but Iknew I should at least apply to other schools because, like, if forsome reason I don't get in there, then I have a backup plan.And they weren't applying Ed. They were applying normal, and if you hadapplying Ed, make sense you can wait, but they weren't, so you can'twait. Also, they said in their applications at the end of summer. You usually can't do that unless you're applying early action or early decision.Another plot hole. I don't get it. I don't get it. And also, you're going to apply to UC Berkeley and Harvard but not have asafety school. I know, kidding me, I know, bra also, shelike goes so after the she goes to her college advisor or whatever andlike talking about like what she can do to get into these schools. Andshe's like, yeah, I have this podcast with my best friend. Wehave thirty seven subscribers, and he's like, Oh, three thousand seven hundred,we can work with that, and she was like, no, thirtyseven, that's us, but less. And then and then he's like yeah, and your personal essay was super boring. Okay, some of Y'all may bemad at me when I say this, but her mom died. If she'snot writing her personal essay about that, then she is wasting the opportunity.I'm serious. Yeah, I mean you know I'm right. Yeah,like, unfortunately, yes, you're right. Also, like all the Info thatthese college people give hers like garbage. Yeah, like, are you serious? Like you're living in a pipe dream, like that's not going tohappen. Like give her some safety schools. To apply to, like even safetyschools in Boston or schools near Berkeley...

Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. So, after this, you did about college. Maybe we should become college counselors.Honestly, that could be fun. Anyway, we're not qualified. Sothen, so, then they're at the arcade that they're always at and she'splaying PAC man and they're talking about this new boy, Marco. Apparently he'sreally hot, and then they go over to the dancing game, like dancedance revolution, I think it has a different name. But they see thatthere's a new top score that isn't them. So they freak out and they justbeat, beat the high score because they have to have the top one. HMM. Yes, so that scene ends and then they cut to lis at school again and a goth girl with piercings is showing her a videoof Marco working out and she places her backpack down, but she places itdown on the like the microphone button, button. Yeah, the calm.What does it calls for? That the speaker system within the school for likedaily announcements. Yeah, so she places it down so she's on air.She starts gushing about Marco, completely objectifying him. Saying all the these thingsabout him being really hot. It's kind of like creepy and uncomfortable. Itwas so weird and clearly we I don't think she like hangs out with thisgirl that much, does she just spew all these things to anyone who willlisten. That's how it felt like that's what happens in this movie. Shejust like talks like that too random people. But also imagine if, instead thiswas a guy talking about a girl. I know, it's just it wasjust gross. It's gross either way. You just because she's a girl talkingabout a guy like that doesn't make it right or any less creepy.But while this is happening, Lee's as soon as he realizes he starts runningthrough the campus trying to get to this room wherever they're broadcasting from. Idon't know why. Their campus is so big, for probably less people thanwe had at our high school. And like he runs into this mascot who'scarrying a birthday cake for the principle or something. And then we finally seeMarco at one point while he's running, and I don't know, he wasn'tlike that cute to me, like he was okay I think. But Marcoscute. I don't know. I told you, abscare me, I seefeel bad about myself. I thought Marco is hot, but Um, Ithink that he's the only person in this movie that's actually a good person.Yeah, it's a little bit of a good person. Yeah, I agree. And also, finally, like Lee runs into this room and l justnow realize, is that this mic was on. Why? There was noone else in that room. Could she not hear herself? Yeah, theIntercom. There's so many things that should have happened to make her stop.Yep. The shouldn't have been a problem. Yep. But now we cut tothe next scene and everyone's making fun of l in the hallways, likethey should be, because she's an idiot, and Ella is still talking about Marcoand how hot he is, and he's standing right behind her, andso they kind of meet and he that we find out that he carries arounda guitar everywhere. Those are guys that you should watch out for, justletting you know, like the type of guys that will pull out their guitarand say like Hey, let me play you a song, baby girl,and then they start they start playing something...

...by Dave Matthews Band. Big problemwith a Dave Matthews Band, you're right. or they play wonder wool or freefallen. I'm a sucker for those songs, but not if someone elseis playing it. I'd be like, Oh, hold on a second,what do you mean by someone else? Know, like if I love thosesongs when I hear it, but not like just like the actual recording,you know. Yeah, okay, anyway, moving on, we find we findout that Lee was nominated by Rachel for homecoming king, which is weirdbecause so just one person and could submit something for homecoming king. And that'show smaller school is. You just need one person to nominate you. Imean I think everyone in my senior class got nominated. There's something. Yeah, but there are only a few people on the list. If you sawthe list, it was just like a few names. Yeah, yes,so that was weird. That's how smaller school is to yeah, and thenso elves at home and she gets a package and the way, she's notat her house, she's at the Flynn residence. Really, oh right,she's not a mom. Sorry, I forget so mused up. Honestly,I didn't realize until much farther into the movie when she was talking about hermom. She talks about her mom, I think, to her dad atone point, but that's it. I've totally forgot. But she gets apackage, I guess, at the Flynn's house about if about. It's fromBoston and inside is a harvard sweatshirt from Noah and at the bottom there's alsoa ticket to go to Boston. Okay, and it's Lex and then she justdecides, like she calls him and then she decides that she is applyingto schools in Boston. Yeah, and when she's calling him he's like nakedon facetime. Just try it the feet. I feel like Jacob Lordy didn't havethat screen time in this movie, and the screen time that he didhave he was shirtless for a lot of them. Yeah, like there's noneed for him to be shirtless in that scene. No, no, therereally wasn't at all. Poor Jacob. I feel so bad for him strugglingso hard in this movie. He's moved on to euphoria and he's like Igot to get out of this, like Zendaya's calling me to sit at all. But Um, yeah, so, Noah, no, US friends runin and they're kind of Doorky, like Harvard kids. No offense tip.Actually, anyone listening to this definitely doesn't go to Harvard, because we're toodumb for that. But Um, then walks in this really hot British girlnamed chloe, and I would just like to say that this is not whatcollege freshmen look like, not at all. Like these people look older than meand I just graduated college. I think they are all oder than you, probably, but yeah, I hate to break it to you, ladiesand gems, but college freshmen look like twelve year olds. But yes,at this point I realized that this movie is so fast paced that, like, I already had like hundreds of lines of notes. I know I hadso many, and that wasn't we are only like what, at this point, is like thirty minutes in. Yeah, this movie is over two hours long. HMM. But after this weird like after chloe walks in and he'slike, I gotta go by, she gets all sad and as soon asshe got sad, I wrote now she's going to hook up with Marco andit will be a disaster. I was kind of right. So now Ikeep wanting to call her joey king.

Now L is stalking chloe and she'slike a literal supermodel. And she also looks up the price of Harvard.She just searches Harvard tuition and room expenses, something like that. It's really stupid. Yeah, so she basically comes to this conclusion that if she goesto school out of state it's going to cost too much. Meanwhile, letme just tell you she goes to a prep school in California. She livesnear the beach in a really Nice House. And you mean to tell me thatshe can get financial aid? You mean to tell me that her dadcannot afford to send her to school? I know, and also, like, isn't UC Berkeley like an incredibly expensive in state tuition school? Anyway,yes, it's insane. It doesn't make any sense. Like, if yourparents are paying for this really expensive prep school, you'd think that they wouldhave they would have the money to send you to college, because why areyou going to the college prep school if your parents didn't save up enough moneyfor you to go to college? Some makes any sense. Yeah, andand she's not applying to any scholarships either. Yeah, it's it's like if youhave like that much trouble. Then applied to scholarships, apply for grants, like student loans, like there is a way to do that. Andshe doesn't have a job, and he's like we're going to need your help, but she does not have a job. All she does is sit around,like playing video games all day. It's I don't get it and Idon't understand how she could live in that Nice House and pay to go tothat really expensive private school and still qualify for financial aid. Like don't takeone look at how you're living and be like why are you applying for financialaid? Like the FAFTS is so rig like there's no way. I don'tknow. I don't know that it made me so annoyed how they made herout to be poor this whole movie. Meanwhile she she lives a luxurious life. Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't theseare based off books. Are the books like this? Someone tell us, please tell me. They took a lot of liberties with this. Idon't know. Like she makes it her house out to be like really small, but her house is really nice and it's by the beach. Yeah,I have absolutely no idea. No, idea. But back to the plot. Yeah, HMM. So it's senior field day the next day and somehowl and Marco, or the to team captain's pretty much and Marco Lake distractsher in the first race. He's like, oh, your shoes untied, andbasically it's the whole field day and they're pretty much flirting the entire timeand like during tug of war all the guys pull off their shirts to distractthe girls. And then there's this climbing wall where Marco beats l up theclimbing wall and then he like offers her his hand but she won't take itand then she falls into the mud and is grumpy. Um, and Ithink it's like after the whole thing Lee and l are talking about, they'relike friendship rules, and Rachel's with them as well, and she gets reallyannoyed and jealous kind of and she's like, I don't feel well, I'm goinghome. Yeah, she definitely feels like she's third wheeling, which isfunny because that's how we act. Like people get so uncomfortable hanging out withUS sometimes because they feel like they're third wheeling. Yeah, I've had thathappen hmmm. Anyway, then they I...

...guess it's like after Field Day.ORS that must be after that day, because they're in this square and Marcowas playing his guitar and singing, and so I thought this was the sameday because, Um, like Rachel last it's the same day. Oh,so Rachel, Rachel left and now it's just the two of them. Nowthey're at the square. Yeah, and he she brings up. She's like, is this what you do on a Friday or something? Yeah, so, like Weird Marco is. Marco seems to be singing what I like aboutyou, but he's switching from English to Spanish and he just looks like likea douchebag. I I was like, I don't know, like I don'tlike Marco, like it gave me a weird vibe. See, I atfirst I thought Marco was a big Douche, like a jerk face. However,he never really did anything to prove that he was a jerk. Likehe he went against the stereotype of that guy who plays the guitar and SingsWonder Wall and what I like about you and Spanish, and he proved thatlooks are deceiving. Therefore, I have no choice but to stand. Yeah, and so while they're in the square marco, they turn to walk away, but Marco was like hold on, hold on, and he asks lfor her opinion on his music, I guess, and she's like I don'tneed me. You wait. She's like you don't need me to tell youwhat I think because you already think you're good or something, which was weird. She's so mean to him. And then they go back to the arcadething and they see that their score was beaten again on the dance machine,MVP, whenever that could be like, I knew it a as soon asthey saw it the first time. Same so they played a bunch to finallyget the new high score and while they're in the arcade they see or elsehe's this dance, dance mania poster with a for a contest where you canwin a Fiftyzero prize, and she's like, Oh, I can use this moneyto go to school in Boston or anywhere. Let me, can Iinterrupt for a second? Of course, FIFTYZERO dollars. What you're getting thefifth if, assuming that you're getting the Fiftyzero, not splitting it in halfwith your partner. Um that would cover one semester of tuition, plus books, plus living, plus food. Also, that's pre tax. Yeah, somethink about how much of that you're losing two taxes. So that's literallyone semester, if that, of college or or two semesters of tuition,not including room and board and books and all that other stuff. Yeah,so, Oh, not even at some schools it's like Seventyzero. Yet dependingon at Lee high it wouldn't cover it, but like, depending on where yougo, it might cover it. Like probably, not Harvard. Probably, you see Berkeley. That's it. But you could already for that.So it's just it's beyond me. Yeah, and also you can complain enough aboutcollege. Okay, one last thing. This this tournament is Dance Dands ManiaTournament is sponsored by a college, and a college would never just giveout FIFTYZERO dollars to some random dancers. Yeah, unless it was like maybelike if you go to their school or something. I don't know. Eventhen it's just doesn't it doesn't make sense. But so her and Lee decide tocompete in this and they have nine weeks to train or something and thenills home again and she's working on her...

...college essays. And the question iswhat do you want to be in five years? I don't know, that'slike that's a that's a pretty normal college question, though they always suck.Yeah, okay. So she calls Noah. I can't remember exactly what they talkedabout, but all I have is noah is pulling away. I don'tknow what they talked about either, but it ends with her being like Ican't wait to see you in two days because she's going to Boston. Yeah, so then they cut to the next scene and Lee and L are trainingfor the competition and they see Marco and they asked Marco to be a kisserand he says no, and so then l challenges him to a dance off, or tries to trick him into a dance off to hopefully say yes.And so when they get to the dance stands mania machine, they find outthat he is MVP. What, no way, I didn't see that coming. So Ellen Lee are both like, Oh my God, that's him,that's that's MVP. We're I'm going to lose, but then L ends upout dancing him, but like barely. She is higher accuracy than him,which allows her to win. And then after she wins, Lee realizes thathe was supposed to be hanging out with Rachel tonight. So she's was likewaiting for him outside of a movie theater and he never showed up. Yep. So he runs to go to her house because he forgot about her.Um So Rachel. Now now Lee and Rachel are talking and Rachel basically saysthat Lee doesn't think of their relationship as a priority because l is always hanginground, and Lee explains that it's because her boyfriend's gone, she's lonely.They've been best friends before they even started dating. So like sorry, honey, but you're the third wheel. He didn't say that, but that's whatI think. And so Rachel basically gives him an ultimatum and is like,I'm going to break up with you if you don't start making time for me, which is like fair. There should be time when they can time thatthey can spend alone, but it's not ELA's fault that Lee always wants tospend time with her. Yeah, like he he's not. He's not settingboundaries or setting out specific time for each girl. He's just he's just lettingeveryone hang out and no one kind of no one realized that it was aproblem because she didn't tell anyone. Yeah, no one in this movie communicates.It's obviously ridiculous. Yes, so annoying, but he says he will. Yeah, but then they do have like a some alone time, becauseL is now leaving for Boston and when she shows up Noah's, they're likewaiting for her with a little sign with her name on it, and shelike runs and jumps in his arms and they're making out. And that's whatI wrote. This must be so awkward, since they broke out. They're literallyX's. And also, why is she wearing a Canadian Tuxedo? Iwould love to know. She's wearing and all denim outfit and it's awful full. But of course he has a scooter to which is really annoying. SuperRich Boy, and they're there. It's basically just like a montage of themhanging around Boston. Imagine having to film some sort of like Lovey dovey montagewith your ex. So Weird. It's so weird. And then she's like, yeah, I'm nervous for my interviews, while this is why. Like they'reout at dinner and then she says something. Why? I just knockyour microphone over because I was so put...

...off by what she says. Idon't I I did not write down exactly what she said because I did notwant to repeat it. I wrote it down if we had to hear it. So do you go ahead? She says, HMM, I'm going totreat you like my own personal jungle Jim. Yeah, Oh, and she saysit's in the middle of a restaurant, and then he starts choking, asanyone would, but then he's like check please. I'd be like Ineed like who. Okay, it's not romantic, but then it cuts in. No, the only scene we've been waiting for, the only reason whyany of US watch this movie, was the sex scene between Joey King andJacob Rdy to x's Jacob. Wait, but hold on. Also Jacob aLord, he's like six seven or something and she's like four hundred and eleven. Yeah, yeah, well, how is he on top? I don'tget it, like if he was on top, she'd be making eye contactwith his nipples. But but basically, this was the most vanilla, underwhelmingsex scene I've ever seen in my entire life. She's wearing like a fullon like nighty, but it's longer than that and he's the only thing youkind of see is like teeny bit of his like, but but that's it. Well, I mean it is like a teen movie. I don't care, but I also don't understand. She's like, I'm going to use youas my own personal and jungle gym. Okay, I would like to seeit. Would like see it. I don't want to see it looks liketo seven year olds having sex. So disappointing, so underwhelming, and thatis the only sex scene that we get. Like, what is the point ofwatching the rest of this movie? You might as well just freaking turnit off now. Um Sorry, my my main problem with this was howdoes he have a room that big? Is Room? I'm losing my shit. His Room is huge. It looks so nice. It looks like they'rein the gryffindor common rooms, like the gryffindor whatever area, common area.You were right the first thing. It's insane how nice is room is.Sorry, seems to calm down. Maybe I should drink some water. Okay, I feel better. It was just ridiculous for a college freshman even tohave an apartment like if he had an apartment, like I'm pretty sure mostcolleges have a student on campus living requirement, at least for freshman year. HMM. But I I'm pretty sure this was a dorm because his friends justwalk in randomly and they do have a common area and I've a feeling thatit's not an apartment, it's a college dorm. Well, he has aroommate. I wasn't. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.It's insane. Yeah, and then you see the common room later and it'slike, how is this? It doesn't look like a dorm common room.Doesn't look like a teenage, early twenties boys apartment either, like expensive,thousands of dollars, like leather couches, fancy rugs or nate bookshelves. Thatis I've never been to Harvard because you...

...know, I'm not intelligent enough forHarvard University, but I know it doesn't look like that. I've walked throughthere like square or whatever, but there's like a gate. I don't know. Sorry, sorry, then we will. Sorry that I lost my cool fora second, but not even halfway through my note. Oh my God, my God. Hi Everyone. You may have noticed that the title ofthis episode, Says Part One, and an effort to keep our episodes alittle bit shorter and more digestible, we decided to make the kissing booth twoepisode into two separate episodes. So check back next week for part two ofthe kissing booth too. If you want to get a shot at the beginningof one of our episodes, make sure to follow us on Instagram at howhave we never podcast and check us out on facebook at how have we neverseen this before? Thanks for listening. Hey, congratulations, you've made itto the end of our podcast. We hope you enjoyed listening. How havewe never seen this before? Is produced by is bamarone. The music isby Scott Holmes. The podcast art is by Michael Beaumont over at monitor comics, and our social media is run by Lauren Cola. Thanks for listening.

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